First Annual National Period Day
October 19th, 2019 marked the first National Period Day. Now don't be embarrassed or ashamed if you missed it. Research shows that women intentionally kept it a secret so that the next time we males do something wrong, no matter how small, they can use that as a double whammy. "I can't believe you did that AND forgot National Period Day. You're sleeping on the couch slimebag and eating bologna sandwiches for the rest of the week!!"
What do you buy for them on this day? Tampons or pads! Are you supposed to throw in some of that medication that helps with cramps and backaches? Are you supposed to buy them a loose-fitting pair of pants so the 'problem' can't be easily seen from behind? WARNING!! Don't ask any of these questions until you are back in bed and on regular food.
What's next? National Bad Hair Day. Or, "Ignore that Full Closet Of Clothes Day', I don't have anything to wear!!!!
Maybe we men should create 'National Clean Your Gun Day'. Then say to her, now look down the barrel to make sure it's clean as a whistle. While you do that whistle as you pull the trigger. You need to make sure that works too!
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