Bah Humbug

What! National Pepperoni Pizza Day!! As a **reluctant member of the PC police, I vehemently object to this.                                                                                       

[** They kidnapped my family and will make them walk the plank if I don't cooperate].  

How can you declare a day that makes the other pizzas feel substandard? The shame of doing such an inhuman act! By golly, all pizzas are equal and should be treated the same. This day should be changed to National Dough Day or National Great Toppings Day. This would be the Politically Correct thing to do. If this is not done by the end of the day we call on all of our fellow protest groups to join us in creating mass protests. Including but not limited to window smashing, car overturning, and any other heinous acts that they think of. Remember we protesters need to stay together and oppose everyone that does not toe the line and agree with us without question!!    

 

Don't get me started about Trump Derangement Syndrome. I could write a book about why the people that have this should be exaulted and revired.