Judge Judy Sheindlin
Judge Judith Sheindlin will appear today on all the major Sunday morning news shows to defend her landmark decision that saw the Easter Bunny fined $5000 per day for life after being found guilty of having an extra-marital affair with the Chick-fil-a spokes chicken. It was proven by a preponderance of the evidence that the two had steamy, torrid rendezvous across the globe for eons.
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The EB continues to proclaim his innocence. His defense is that he could never have done this horrid activity with a chicken! He stated that everyone knows that they are nasty birds that eat their own feces. Also, she could never keep up with his sexual prowess. EB said that humility would not allow him to explain or show the court his massive manhood but if he had done what he is accused of the damn walking feather farm would not be able to sit for days let alone lay eggs.
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