You Might Be A Dinosaur If …

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. –Mark Twain

I have a friend that is also a blogger. In fact he is the reason that I created this blog. Here is a post that he made in July 2011. It impressed me so much that I feel I want to give it a chance to be viewed by those less fortunate to have enjoyed it before. Now before you read it envision the fact that we are both retired. He was an electrical engineer and I was a vice president in the rag business(clothes manufacturer).

 

You Might Be A Dinosaur If …

Here are ten reasons you might be a dinosaur.

1. You have no tattoos and no desire to get one.
2. The thought of metal studs piercing your tongue, nipples, or genitals gives you the heebie jeebies.
3. You’ve actually used the term heebie jeebies in conversation.
4. You think a cell phone is primarily for making phone calls.
5. You still use email.
6. Your music collection is on CDs.
7. You think “reality television” is stupid.
8. You’re mystified how a pair of jeans can cost $600.
9. You look at your wristwatch when you want to know the time.
10. Each day you seem to become a little more invisible to waiters, waitresses, salespeople, and everyone under age 35.

Number of reasons that apply to you:
0 – 3: Party on, dude!
4 – 7: You’re another day older and deeper in debt.
8 – 10: Welcome to Medicare!

               

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