Friday, December 22, 2017




128 countries against Jerusalem being the capital of Isreal. 128 countries voted against the United States. Why? Because of rumors of retaliation by people that spends their lives trying to destroy Isreal. 128 countries that do not have the courage nor the fortitude to stand up and say 'Nada Mas'!!! Find the amount per country here

 

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. President Trump has indicated that aid can be reduced or cut off completely from those that are not on board. In this bloggers opinion, ITS ABOUT TIME!! In the spirit of Christmas, have you been naughty or nice? Do you deserve a gift or a lump of coal?  As a child, and many act like one, shall we continue to contribute to your cowardice? Or is it time for you to grow some gohonas and man up! As your guardian, you are cut off. You're on your own. When the phone rings it will not be answered. When the shots are fired we are no longer your shield. Simply put, you made your bed, lie in it!!

 

Let's take that aid money and spend it in the good ol' US to benefit our own. The homeless. The hungry. The sick and aging. And on and on.............

 

The country I live in, and I am a permanent resident, Costa Rica voted against the US. The US is the country that has always supported and contributed to their welfare and defense. Except for the lack of any viable military Costa Rica does their best to mimic anything North American. Having said that, I have no problem cutting off aid here. Sure, it will increase certain woes that are experienced here but that money will help the US. I'll just pull up my big boy pants and fortify my home even more than it is now. Add to the security system and buy another box of bullets.

 

Countries that voted with the US:

G: Guatemala
H: Honduras
I: Israel
M: Marshall Islands, Micronesia
N: Nauru
P: Palau
T: Togo


 

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Tuesday, December 19, 2017


                                 I'm just saying...



Are you laughing or crying

Saturday, December 16, 2017

                                  Rocking around the Christmas tree

I searched the origins of the Christmas tree and got a Christmas blimp size headache. Although the origin goes from A to Z I guess the only real thing that matters is that it is a symbol of the season and a joy to see as a child's eyes light up as they stand and stare and ponder what those packages hold in store for them on Christmas morning. "I hope mom and dad didn't waste time and money on clothes! They could buy so many more toys if they just wouldn't spend it on that junk!"  

 

On January 6, 1899, the Minneapolis Times editorial proclaimed this:

And low and behold the artificial tree was ushered in. Over the years it has been produced in many colors and sizes. Also in various materials that are durable enough that some families put up the same tree year after year. However, IMHO the silver one should be relegated to the forest in The Wizzard of OZ. Problem is I don't think they will survive the fighting trees there. Wait there, that would be a glorious present to mankind, again IMHO. I hope that I don't get nasty comments from the sunglass manufacturers due to loss of business generated by those that enjoy the veiled glare from those monstrosities.

 

Full disclosure; we have two fake Christmas trees. One in the living room and one on the porch. In our defense, the real  Christmas trees that are offered here in Costa Rica would be put to shame by the Charlie Brown tree. They would crumble under a single strand of 50 Christmas lights not to mention the strung popcorn decoration. How puny are they you ask......a bird tweeted and the wind blew the tree up to the third neighbor's door.

 

One of the trees that we put up has the lights that are permanently attached. At my age, I have enough trouble lifting the ornaments and hanging them on the fake tree with the fake icicles and the fake gold star on top and the fake snow blanket that surrounds it. That has the real packages of toys for the grandkids under it. The great thing about being a grandparent; Spoil them and then send them home. I prefer to call it.......Payback!    

 

With Christmas just a few scant days away let's not forget that the REAL REASON FOR THE SEASON is not the tree or how many presents are offered. No one knows Christs real birthday but this is the day designated to celebrate His birth. Keep the spirit of the season and draw your family close. But try to practice it year round. Afterall, Christmas only comes around once a year.        


 

 

Thursday, December 14, 2017


                                 

                             Sister Rosetta Tharpe                                                      

Have you ever heard of her? She was born in 1915 in Cotton Plant, Arkansas. She died in 1973 of a stroke at the young age of 58 in Pennsylvania. She is referred to as the "original soul sister" and the "Godmother of rock-and-roll". One of her biggest fans was Elvis Presley and she also influenced early rock-and-roll musicians, including Little Richard, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, Chuck Berry and Jerry Lee Lewis. 

 

She began as a gospel singer and musician and finally, she has been inducted into the Rock-and-Roll Hall of Fame. Read more about her interesting career and widespread influence HERE.  

 



   


Tuesday, December 12, 2017



Do you remember the dial phone. The one that you stuck a finger into a hole of the first number, spun it clockwise until you hit a metal stop, pulled your finger out to allow the dial to return and repeat with the next number. How about the toy walkie-talkies that had a range of maybe 10 yards. Or the cans on a string that had a range that was limited to how loud you could shout. What about those notes that you passed in school; that said I like you, do you like me? With the box beside yes and no. 

 

Then along came the pushbutton dial phone. And the CB radio. Oh, nothing will ever replace the cans with a string! Then email and Facebook and Instagram and Whats App and Skype and on and on and on........... Now you can bombard him or her with all these tools and you don't have to include a yes no box. But be careful, there is a current rash of ultra-sensitive people that never had an experience that they did not instigate therefore YOU are invading their safe space, therefore, YOU must be a pervert.

 

Question. Has technology rendered the average person unable to understand and react in the moment to unwanted advances? Have people now decided that what they need is their 15 minutes of fame by tooting their horn in public because they are too coward to truly address the problem at the source and then immediately reporting it to whatever powers that be to attempt to ensure that the perpetrator has his/her proper day of reckoning? In other words, strike while the iron is hot. 

 

Before you go off half-cocked let me explain. I am not saying nor inferring that the current wave of women and men that are coming forward to share their stories, accusations or nightmares, whatever the case may be, that their plight should be taken lightly. Nay, these possible transgressions need to be properly investigated and the appropriate actions need to be implemented because then the light of truth has been shone. By the same token, if one or more of the plaintiffs accounts are found without merit then they too should suffer the wrath of their actions. However, in today's climate of, woe is the accuser, their actions will probably be forgiven. If so that's a damn shame. Whatever happened to, 'What's good for the goose is good for the gander'? 

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Monday, December 11, 2017




It snowed in my hometown of Roanoke, Virginia over the weekend. My wife was drooling as I showed her pictures that our son sent to us via Whats App. She is from here, Costa Rica, but we spent 10 years in Roanoke and the four seasons is what she misses most and of the season's sights she misses the leaves changing in the fall and the snow in the winter. I admit that I too miss the fall multicolored leaves but the shoveling of the snow I miss as much as I would having bypass surgery without the benefit of anesthesiology.

 

I was Skyping with a friend that lives in Virginia and we were discussing the good things that come with a snowfall. The peaceful feeling that you get while sipping a beverage of your choice as the gently falling snow slowly covers everything in its path. The silence that it brings all around you, especially during this Christmas time of the year. The kids playing in the snow and if you're really lucky they will wear themselves out and go to bed early and give you the opportunity to again enjoy the peaceful silence bestowed upon you by the snowfall. This is the time that you grow confused, should you thank God for this momentary bliss or curse him as you think of what is in store for you tomorrow.

 

You know of what I speak. Schools closed. Getting to work trying to avoid the crazies that either never have learned how to drive in snow or have temporary amnesia since last winter. The ugly black snow from the passing cars that deposit exhaust and throw up dirty water from the pavement. The dreaded cleaning off the car(s) and shoveling them out! If the snow was accompanied by a little ice as a topping, the scrapping of the car windows as you loudly curse under your breath. Trying to coach the key into frozen door locks. Discovering that the car battery has magically decided that it is not as strong as it use to be so you call the auto club for a jump or worse yet try to remember where you put those jumper cables at the start of summer when you cleaned out the trunk to make room for the coolers and beach toys. You remember, the time that you were quietly wishing for cooler weather. Oh summer, why have you forsaken me. 

 

Ah. I'll just have to replay the winter memories while trying to tolerate the weather here in this wretched tropical paradise....... One last thing............  

 

                               To You and Yours

                                                            
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Sunday, December 10, 2017

                     Don't let the door hit you in the arse on your way out



Whatever happened to the threats issued by these 'people'? Why has every one of them let us down? Is it because they let their alligator mouth overload their humming bird ass? Or could it be that they actually thought that there was a single person that gave a rats patooty? Wait there. There were many that would have gladly held the door open at any airport or train station or for that matter would have given them an all-expense paid ride to the border!   

 

Is it too late for them to show a little integrity and follow through with their wolf cry? I think not. However, if they don't would it be proper punishment for us peasants to pull a snowflake maneuver and wail at the sky to implore them to get the hell out. How about if we just turn or back and shun them into seclusion. Scratch that. Their ego would never allow them to understand.

 

When is a celebrity lying? When their mouth is moving.   

 

 

 Say what you mean 

and mean what you say










Saturday, December 9, 2017

 

Pictured on top; Trent Franks bottom left; Al Franken

bottom right; John Conyers 

 

Rats jumping ship?  Predators caught with their pants down? Boys just being boys? Or just slime bags taking advantage of their power, position, and standing in society. You choose. Whatever your choice the bottom line is that these are slimy people that DO NOT deserve to take a six-figure pension for the rest of their lives on YOUR TAX DOLLARS! But this is just the tip of the iceberg. Others are also in the wings. Check them out here.     

 

Whatever happened to honor and integrity? Was there ever these attributes in a politician? Maybe. Maybe not. But this country was founded by men of great wisdom and foresight and they were politicians. Remember what Abraham Lincoln said, "You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time". 


Honest Abe was a great leader, IMHO, but he was a man, therefore, he had his flaws. We all have them. Some more than others. Abe suffered from depression from time to time. History does not show that he abused his power. But then who knows. I am sure he was not a saint. I for one can not believe that there was never a time that he did not succumb to the advances of a woman, women, that was seeking a favor of some sort. Afterall, since the beginning, there has always been the temptation of the apple. The difference is they made, maybe, the advances. If that should happen, like Eve did, it's a totally different story than what is playing out now.    

 

Women are accusing men of groping them and overall simply disrespecting them. A few have said that they were forced into sex. I think that's called rape! What a horrible crime. To satisfy yourself at the unwanted expense of another. However, there are monsters among us. The worst ones are those that have no comprehension of others pain. Wait, we are talking about politicians, RIGHT? 

 

There are many accusers that are coming out of the woodwork. They need to be vetted. Is their story truthful? Can it be validated? If not, why not. Do the accused have a Hillary Clinton type behind them to shame and embarrass the accusers? Did he really grab that ass or are they to be shoveled under as was Bill Clinton's accusers? Oh Bill, how you must despise the memories that are now abundant again. 

 

As the allegations continue to take no prisoners and many enjoy their piping hot bowl of schadenfreude I can not help but think of the old phrase 'when it rains it pours'. In this case it is pouring out careers and decimating lives. Albeit justifiably so. 

 

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
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You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/abraham_lincoln_110340
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/abraham_lincoln_110340

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday, December 7, 2017

 

 

                           Pineapple farm in Hawaii


{This is an Editorial reprint from the Roanoke Times}

We remember today as “a date which will live in infamy,” the day that Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and plunged the United States into World War II.

 

What fewer remember is the United States and Japan came close to going to war over Hawaii years before — 120 years ago, in fact.

 

The reasons the two nations came close to war in 1897 sheds an instructive light on a period that is often skipped over as we flip through the pages of history. Indeed, there are lessons in that near-war of 1897 that illuminate issues today— and some Virginia connections.

 

Thomas Jefferson was the first president to see the United States as a potential power in the Pacific, even though at the time American territory stretched only to the Mississippi River. Jefferson had read the accounts of the Captain James Cook, the British explorer of the Pacific, and was eager to establish some American claim to the West Coast before the British could. Meriwether Lewis and William Clark made a point of venturing well beyond the Louisiana Purchase territory Jefferson had just acquired — going all the way to the Pacific.

 

The question of who owned the Pacific Northwest would be a point of tension between the United States and Great Britain for another four decades. Even before “the Oregon question” was peacefully resolved in 1846, another Virginia-born president set his sights even further west. In 1842, President John Tyler saw the strategic importance of Hawaii, then an independent republic.

 

American missionaries were already starting to proselytize there. More importantly, American businessmen were starting to invest in sugarcane plantations — a move that would revolutionize the islands’ economy and make them more important to U.S. interests. Tyler feared the British would seize the islands. In 1842, Tyler declared that the United States would view with “dissatisfaction” any attempt by a foreign power to take control of Hawaii. Translation: Britain, keep your hands off Hawaii. American meddling in Hawaii — that was just fine. Over the ensuing decades, the American presence in Hawaii would grow, often to the consternation of the natives. The United States was particularly covetous of Pu’uloa, the sheltered bay that today we know as Pearl Harbor. Whoever controlled it could project power in the Pacific.

 

In 1875, under President Ulysses Grant, the United States signed a free-trade deal with Hawaii. As with free trade deals today, that one was controversial. American sugar plantation owners in Hawaii wanted tax-free access to U.S. markets. Hawaii was offered tax-free American imports. Many native Hawaiians feared (correctly) that economic integration would hasten the deal when the United States simply annexed their nation. Their government agreed to the treaty anyway, because the economics were too tantalizing. Part of the deal: The U.S. Navy got access to Pearl Harbor.

 

American investment in Hawaii sugar cane boomed; so did American meddling in Hawaiian politics. American immigrants staged a rebellion in 1887 that tried to strip the Hawaiian king of most of his power. More rebellions and counter-rebellions followed that eventually resulted in whites overthrowing the native royalty in 1893. U.S. Marines arrived to protect American interests. The new government was led by Sanford Dole. You might recognize the name as a popular brand of pineapples. He asked the United States to annex Hawaii.

 

President Benjamin Harrison, a Republican, was keen on annexation but was in his last days in office. His successor, Democrat Grover Cleveland, was cool on annexation. He worried that Hawaii would effectively be a colony; he wanted no part of that. Racism also played a part in the debate on both sides: Was it wise for the U.S. to annex such a large non-white population? Or did the U.S. need to annex Hawaii to protect the whites there?

 

The whites in Hawaii —many by now native-born but American in outlook — bided their time. They set up the Republic of Hawaii. At the same time that Virginia (and other Southern states) were moving to disenfranchise African-Americans and poor whites, the white-run Republic of Hawaii did the same thing. The only difference was the new Hawaiian government targeted native Hawaiians and Asian immigrants, many of whom were Japanese. Think of it as Jim Crow in the Pacific. About 7,200 whites lorded over a non-white population of 109,000.

 

In 1897, Republican William McKinley became president. Unlike Cleveland, he was open to annexation. So was Japan, or at least so the United States feared. Japan sent two shiploads of immigrants to Hawaii; the white-run Hawaiian government turned them away. Japan was so infuriated — and so worried about the fate of Japanese citizens living in Hawaii — that it sailed a battleship to the islands. The white-run Hawaiian government declared that Japanese immigrants were “dangerous to the community in its moral, sanitary and economic interests.” A military clash seemed imminent.

 

The crisis escalated. In Washington, McKinley’s young assistant secretary of the Navy rushed ships to Hawaii. That assistant secretary was named Theodore Roosevelt. Japan, in turn, warned that annexation would upend “the general status quo of the Pacific.” McKinley put the U.S. fleet on alert and American ships were ordered to turn back the Japanese if they tried to land in Hawaii.

 

In the end, they didn’t, and no shots were fired but the Japanese interest in Hawaii only increased American determination to control the islands. Roosevelt gave a bellicose speech declaring that the U.S. had no intention of asking “Japan, or any other foreign power, what territory it shall or shall not acquire.” He was acting on his own, but the more cautious McKinley later told him he approved of such inflammatory rhetoric. Roosevelt wasn’t done: He instructed the new U.S. Naval War College to study a military solution to one particular scenario: “Japan makes demands on Hawaiian islands.” Roosevelt also pushed to build six more battleships so that the U.S. could have naval superiority in the Pacific.

By year’s end, Japan suddenly withdrew its objection to American annexation. Japan faced a military threat closer to home from Russia that in time would lead to war. The following year, 1898, the United States formally annexed Hawaii.

Pearl Harbor was now ours, and a date that would live in infamy lay ahead.


 





 

 

   The Whole World IS going CRAZY!



The millennials are being mentally damaged because of a label, click here. House Democrats fail in an attempt to impeach President Trump by a margin of 364 to 58, click here. War is inevitable with North Korea according to Rocket Man, Kim Jong Un, click here. The proposed tax cut is Armageddon according to Pewloski, oops, Pelosi, click here

 

This is just the tip of the iceberg. The one, if you live on the Titanic, that is heading to do to us what that meteor did to those dinosaurs that may have had a mental disorder due to being called BIG DUMB CARNIVORES while trying to oust a leader because the one they wanted, lost the fight! 

 

So let's all go and belly up to the bar. Have a few doubles, sing Auld Lang Syne and assume the **airplane crash position. And please, don't forget to put the cat out!

**When you put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye  

 

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Tuesday, December 5, 2017

                            Now for something totally different. 
                                                         


*Repost from last December 2016      

                                               
One of the most interesting differences of celebrating Christmas in Costa Rica is the week between Christmas day and New Years day. That is unless you don't like horses and 'bull fighting'. It's not really bull fighting. It's not bull running. It's more like bull antagonizing! 

First there is the festival itself called ‘Festejos Populares’. It is held in a picturesque district  called Zapote. It is the highlight of that district for the entire year. It also houses the offical residence of the president. But enough of the priddle. Lets talk bull.

The  ‘Festejos Populares’ is a very interesting pastime for Ticas and Ticos alike. For an entire week these brave(crazy) people(very sick individuals) get into a 'bull' ring and wave their arms around and pester some poor unassuming bulls. What they want is for the bull to come at them so they can jump a wall to get away and thus strut around like they just conquered the poor unassuming bull. Now I ask you amigos and Amigas, in what deranged state can this be called COOL?  

However, there is alot of amusement in watching it on TV whilst sipping, truth be known, GULPING heavily spiked eggnog and devouring turkey sandwiches for four days. I sit there wondering.........Do these people take vacation time for this tomfoolery or work a half day at work drinking so they can spend the other half making total jerks of themselves?

But then there is always this. It gets interesting at the 1:45 minute mark. To gain a better understanding of the overall experience click here.      

In retrospect growing up in Roanoke, VA, maybe induring freezing temperatures and shoveling snow ain't so bad. Wait, we all know thats nothing but a high heap of bull!!!     

Saturday, December 2, 2017

                          You deserve a hand up.... Not a handout

 

When I was a kid my mom found herself raising 7 of us without the dirtbag father who was not worth much when he was around. Forgive my disrespect but I don't believe God meant 'Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee'  Exodus 20:12; when the father spends the money on booze and women and leaves the wife and kids to fend for themselves. If you disagree leave a comment. I'll be happy to hear your point of view.

 

The point of this is that welfare has become THE way of life for too many!! Men, and I use that term loosely, have a good time and then leave a child behind to be raised by a woman and YOU THE TAXPAYER. That thing called WELFARE. Taxes you pay that you could use to make life better for YOUR children. The ones that you DO take responsibility for.   


 

My mother did take welfare for a short period then got a job and then scraped by with the help of family and friends. That is the way that it was intended. The taxpayer offers temporary help and then the helpee moves on to become a productive member of society. Not for the helpee to suck on the tit of the taxpayer and have more babies so that the welfare check grows! All the while being a very poor example for the kids and the result is kids that turn out to be just like the parents. Walking through life with their hands outstretched and a you owe me attitude because they were RAISED to believe this. Or even worse, steal, rob, hurt or even kill to get what another has. You know the type. Take from the hard working people what they believe they deserve.

 

Thanks for your time. I could go on and on but I think you get the drift of my rant. Now here is a 2-minute video that gives more input.   

 

 


 

 

 

 

Friday, December 1, 2017

      


 Goodbye Jim. 

  Say hello to your comrades for us



What a guy. Actor, comedian, and singer. As a child, I looked forward to watching the 'Andy Griffith Show' to laugh and without knowing it then learn some type of wholesome lesson that was always at the bottom of the story being so well acted out right before my eyes. Jim Nabors has taken his talent to a higher stage at the age of 87.

 

He was born and raised in Sylacauga, Alabama. A small city that is close to Birmingham. I guess that made it easy for him to fall into the role as Gomer Pyle effortlessly. He was discovered by Andy Griffith himself. Maybe their first meeting went something like this, 'Shazam Mr. Griffith, Iz not all too talented but shucks I doz need the money'. You says that all I have to do iz act naturally as this gas tentant'. 

 

Later. as the same character, he joined the Marines and played the bumbling private that was the biggest pain in the arse for his Sargent. The Gomer Pyle USMC show had the same high-quality standards as the Andy Giffith Show. Geez, I miss those types of shows!

 

His baritone voice was another way he touched lives. Having said that click here to hear him sing away the ending of this blog.

                          
                James Thurston Nabors (June 12, 1930 – November 30, 2017)

                                                                    
                                                 REST IN PEACE

 

   

 

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

                                The USS Kendrick


December 7 is Pearl Habor Day.  It is celebrated because on that day in 1941 The United States Naval base at Pearl Habor in Hawaii was attacked by the Japanese Airforce that caused the death of  2403 personnel and wounded 1178. All sorts of hell broke loose and this sucked the United States into WWll. It also was the reason my maternal grandfather was drafted into the Navy and served 2 years on the USS Kendrick. (pictured above). His uniform is in a box picture frame and proudly hangs above the fireplace at my sons home in Virginia. I passed it on to him when we moved back to Costa Rica.

 

He left 3 children and my grandmother home to go and fight to keep the freedoms and liberties that they enjoyed intact. As do all the brave men and women do. But I digress. This is about my grandfather. A man that I knew well since I spent most of my childhood being raised by him, Paw Paw and my grandmother, Granny. For those that are not blessed by being southern, that's the endearing names that most grandparents are called by their grand younguns. In fact, my Costa Rica grandchildren call me and my wife that.     

 

When he returned home there were 5 more children to father as he learned the house painting trade. He also had a HUGE garden each year in the lot that they owned attached to the side of their 4 bedrooms 1 bath home. Four of the 8 children were girls so you can imagine the battles that he had to also fight over that 1 bathroom! I am sure that there were times that he thought, 'My God, why did I leave the battlefield, it was safer there'.   

 

I spent a lot of time with him in that garden. The man had two green thumbs and eight green fingers. On Saturdays, during the growing season, you only had to look out the window and find him weeding and nurturing corn, beans, okra, lettuce and just about everything that man can grow in a massive garden. He got up early and ran any errands for the day, often times allowing me to tag along, then into the garden for the rest of the day. My grandmother would bring him/us lunch. The day that he finally allowed me to stand behind and guide the tiller was the proudest day of my life at that time. Granny even gave me an extra big slice of cake to celebrate the momentous occasion. Paw Paws job was to walk beside me and grab the tiller and get it back on a straight path when its strength would overcome my young small body. 

 

Paw Paw was a big strong man and gentle. If you did something that you should not do all he had to do was look at you with that stare of his and you immediately felt horrible and would repent for the rest of the day. At harvest time he would come home early on Friday and we would bend and pick until late dusk. Now, of course, I was allowed breaks whenever I wanted one. But it was he that taught me a strong work ethic and the importance of perseverance. 

 

The only flaw that I found in him was that he was a chain smoker. The only time you would see him without a cigarette dangling from his lips was working and in church. He was also a very religious man. He spent most of his downtime reading the bible. He was not a highly educated man so his lips moved constantly as he read. One other thing. He always ate with his mouth open. But you got used to the slopping sound, eventually. Ya see he was just a good ole country boy at heart. And boy, did he have a BIG HEART!! And PLENTY OF VEGETABLES to slop down.   

         

    

Saturday, November 25, 2017


                                                     Cruising 

 

                                  Mood music. Allow to play as you read.

 

Taking a cruise is an experience like no other. The luxury and relaxation is heaven sent. From the time you board the ship until the time that you return to home port, it is as close to an out of body experience that this blogger wants to get. The reason I am so convinced of this is that I have taken two of them and even on the second one the same feeling was present with each one. 

 

When you board you are shown your cabin/suite where you find a welcome aboard basket with fruits and a small bottle of champagne. There is information explaining the itinerary and all the amenities and how to take advantage of them. Then after you have been given ample time to settle into your cabin/suite an announcement comes over the ship's intercom telling you to come out and have the ship's mates show you to the muster area where you and all your fellow cruisers are greeted and shown what to do in case evacuation becomes necessary. I guess they want to get the scary things out of the way early so that you can relax and enjoy the fantastic time that you are about to embark upon.  

   

While on the ship there is NO shortage of fun, food, excitement, entertainment and drinks of your choice. I do caution you about the alcohol prices. Those are not included in your package. When the time came to settle up at the end of the cruise my bar bill was enough to buy a small house in Beverly Hills. I learned my lesson and on the second cruise I purchased my own supply at the first port of call and that one I turned into a BYOB. Except at the casino and the various entertainment venues. 

 

I had the purser ask the captain if he would allow me and my significant other to dine at his table one night. I had a special reason and the captain met with me, I explained, and he accepted. After dinner during the after-dinner drinks, I proposed to my significant other. She was so stunned that after a long silence the captain said to her, "Well, are you going to answer the man"?! She accepted and the captain had a glass of champagne served to everyone in the dining room. Except for the tee toddlers of course. They were probably replaying in their heads the instructions from the muster the first day!        


The sights, sounds, and activities at each port of call were just amazing! We went watercraft riding, saw the changing of the guard at a castle, just to name a few. Of course, there was vendors wall to wall wanting you to increase their meager fortunes by being gullible enough to step into their web. Com and see the treasures that are 70% off today only! I had to tape my bride to be mouth and restrain her. After all, weddings are expensive and even in heaven, you're not going to find a Rolex watch for $29.99 or a Gouache bag for ONLY $49.99.    

 

The price of a cruise seems extreme until you actually have the extreme experience of your life!!

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

    









Friday, November 24, 2017

                                Black Friday

What came first the chicken or the egg? Did Thanksgiving really start in the 1600's or is it just a day to eat till you pop to store up the foodstuffs to create the energy that you will need to bully your way through the stores on, drum roll please, BLACK FRIDAY! Where did this term and frightening consequences come from? 

 

The term "Black Friday" was first used on Sept. 24, 1869, when two investors, Jay Gould and Jim Fisk, drove up the price of gold and caused a crash that day. The stock market dropped 20% and foreign trade stopped. Farmers suffered a 50% dip in wheat and corn harvest value. There are other black Fridays in history but for the sake of not dragging this post out and sticking to the inspiration that caused me to do it lets stay on point. 


The phrase as it applies to modern day is attributed to the Philadelphia police in 1961 because the shopping day after Thanksgiving created heavy traffic and mayhem and their day became a nightmare! Also, many say that it is because that is the day that many retailers see it as the day that their business turns from the RED to the BLACK. So you can choose your own reason. However, regardless of what your choice is....It is chaos breed with greed with a massive pinch of dog eat dog that maniacal activities are spurned from. 

 

I tried experiencing this craziness one time. I came away with one concrete understanding. I'll never ever do that again!! The family will get what I can afford when I shop under reasonable circumstances and return home without bruises, contusions and reoccurring nightmares for the coming year. I elect to not have to sign up for Sumo wrestling lessons to survive Black Friday just to save a few bucks. The people I will be gifting to will never know that they got a package of socks instead of a 50" TV. 

 

     May the battle go to the most able-bodied!

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Here is a quiz that should entertain and educate around the feasting table today.

 

1. When and where was the first Thanksgiving held in America?

A. Plymouth Plantation, Massachusetts, 1621.

B. Berkeley Plantation, Virginia, 1619.

C. Jamestown, Virginia, 1607.

D. Williamsburg, Virginia, 1620.

2. What was the name of the Native American leader of the Wampanoag Indian tribe who forged an alliance with the English settlers and attended the Plymouth Plantation feast with 90 of his men?

A. Massasoit

B. Powhatan

C. Sacagawea

D. Geronimo

3. The Pilgrims arrived at what would become Plymouth Plantation aboard the Mayflower. The ship on which they originally set sail was taking on water so the passengers and crew transferred to the Mayflower. What was the name of the ship on which the Pilgrims originally sailed?

A. Mary Celeste

B. RMS Carpathia

C. Mary Rose

D. Speedwell

4. Which president was asked by the U.S. Congress to establish a day of Thanksgiving, and when?

A. Abraham Lincoln, 1863.

B. George Washington, 1789

C. Thomas Jefferson, 1803.

D. Andrew Jackson, 1829.

5. Which president made Thanksgiving a national holiday?

A. Theodore Roosevelt

B. James Madison

C. Abraham Lincoln

D. Ulysses S. Grant

6. What is the name of the author and editor who led the national campaign to have Thanksgiving declared a national holiday?

A. Sarah Josepha Hale

B. Walt Whitman

C. Jacob Riis

D. Nellie Bly

7. Which common Thanksgiving food likely was not served at the Plymouth Thanksgiving?

A. Turkey

B. Ham

C. Pumpkin

D. Corn

8. In 1939, President Franklin D. Roosevelt declared that Thanksgiving would be moved up an entire week, at the request of Fred Lazarus Jr., whose family owned F&R Lazarus in Columbus, Ohio, and the national Federated Department Stores chain.

This was done to make the Christmas shopping season longer and more profitable for businesses. What company did Federated eventually own?

A. Lord & Taylor

B. Sears, Roebuck and Company

C. F.W. Woolworth Company

D. Macy’s

9. Which of America’s Founding Fathers wanted the turkey to be America’s national bird, rather than the eagle?

A. George Washington

B. Samuel Adams

C. Benjamin Franklin

D. Thomas Jefferson

10. Which president first pardoned a turkey at the urging of his son who had taken a liking to the bird and given it the name “Tom”?

A. Theodore Roosevelt

B. Abraham Lincoln

C. Ulysses S. Grant

D. Grover Cleveland

E. William Henry Harrison

Answers: 1-B, 2-A, 3-D, 4-B, 5-C, 6-A, 7-B, 8-D, 9-C, 10-B

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